Taketequila

Hello stranger, my advice for today is, take a shot of Tequila and everything is easier and better to handle. Stuck in traffic in front of red light, tequila, your wife talking to you crap again, Tequila, your dick needing some alone time, Tequila…. An easy song for a night of Karaoke? Yes, you guessed it right, Tequila! Now I am not a fan of drunk people, so do not tell me in slurring lines how I am responsible for your DUI. This is a grown-up world and you can fix your own problems, but if not, take a Tequila!

Today will be the day I make you cum. Let me handle your needs!